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Jeff Ross about Funny : Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it does

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

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Jeff Ross

Jeff Ross (born Jeffrey Ross Lifschultz'; September 13, 1965) is an American stand-up comedian, insult comic, actor, director and author. His skill doing high-profile celebrity roasts has dubbed...

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